1. Will Wheaton postulates 'The behaviour of parties partaking of militarised nerf-based tactical engagements should not be comparable to male genetalia'
    Addendum i: aka 'Don't be a dick'
  2. Parties partaking of militarised nerf-based tactical engagements should avoid discussion of said engagements
    Addendum i: Unless they really want to
  3. ???
  4. Profit
  5. Clause 1: Shots to the head or torso should immediately be followed with a melodramatic death by the shot party
    Clause 2: Shots to the limbs should result in the shot party acting as though the limb has been severed
  6. No melee with hard materials
    Addendum i: Stealing bullets is fine
  7. The length of a last stand a shot party can partake of is directly proportional to the melodrama of death said shot party has just enacted
  8. The safe word is 'saskwatch'.  Following utterance of the word by any party involved in a militarised Nerf-based tactical engagement all combat shall cease.
  9. Parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tactical engagements may only shoot at other parties wielding nerf-based tactical engagement devices
    Addendum i: or those parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tactical engagements wish to annoy
    Addendum ii: or those holding vibrating boobs
    Addendum iii: or those sporting beards
  10. Parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tactical engagements should avoid trusting parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tactical engagements identifiying themselves as Jamieson Q Lock Esq.
  11. Invasions of houses must be commenced by breaching the front door and shouting all rules, clauses and addendums of the articles of general agreement on the safe and proper conduct of militarised nerf-based tacticle engagements
    Addendum i: shouting 'Flashbang!' upon entering the premises will suffice
    Addendum ii: invasion actions should be prefied by 'Let's Do This'
  12. Clause 1: Parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tacticle engagements must accept the surrender of other such parties
    Clause 2: The treatment of prisoners-of-war by parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tacticle engagements must be in accordance with the rules laid out in the Geneva Convention
  13. Parties engaged in militarised nerf-based tacticle engagements must not teabag other such parties
    Addendum i: no coffee granules either
    Addendum ii: no martyr noobing
  14. Upon utterance of the phrase 'Get to the chopper' by a party engaged in a militarised nerf-based tacticle engagement all other such parties associated with the team of the uttering party must retreat post haste.
  15. Do not aim at eyes or face
  16. It is inappropriate for parties involved in militiarised nerf-based combat to idle with the sole purpose of obtaining hats.
    Addendum i: Even if the hat is awesome